{"id":10674,"date":"2018-03-13T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2018-03-13T16:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/calling-all-cookie-monsters-or-wannabes\/"},"modified":"2018-03-13T12:18:52","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T16:18:52","slug":"calling-all-cookie-monsters-or-wannabes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/calling-all-cookie-monsters-or-wannabes\/","title":{"rendered":"Calling all cookie monsters (or wannabes)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Frozen cookie dough is a gold medal winner when you need to entertain in a hurry! It\u2019s the perfect solution when you find out it is your turn to bring refreshments for your organization \u2014 in an hour! Got a crowd of kids who\u2019ve inexplicably put down their smartphones and are headed to the house? Need to show up at an office party with a treat and you\u2019ve been told you can\u2019t bring chips again? Get this \u2014 how about providing a dessert for a crowd that includes a spoilsport who eats only gluten free, or nut free, or dairy free \u2014 or any combination of those restrictions?<\/p>\n<p>Turn a nightmare into a win!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s easy: Buy David\u2019s Cookie Dough, pre-portioned into 48 nearly-1-oz. perfectly shaped cookies! Make all 48 or just a dozen (or just a few if you\u2019re home alone \u2014 who\u2019s going to know?! ). [Note that the gluten\/dairy\/nut-free variety contains only 32 1-oz cookies, but they\u2019re worth it!]<\/p>\n<p>Each 2.7 lb container is a bargain at $20. Buy a few containers \u2014 they keep for up to one year in the freezer (try doing that with homemade \u2014 yuck, freezer burn!). Varieties include Hershey\u2019s Triple Chocolate Kiss, Reese\u2019s Peanut Butter Blast, Chocolate Chunk, M&amp;M Rainbow Candy, Mint Chocolate Chip, Snickerdoodle, and Oatmeal Raisin (but who cares about healthy?). The GF\/DF\/NF variety is chocolate chip. And, every variety is known to burn more calories than they include!**<\/p>\n<p>So if you\u2019re a Hershey Kiss lovin\u2019, Reese\u2019s Blast rockin\u2019, Choco-Chunk crazy, M&amp;M monsterin\u2019 cookie-holic, contact Brenda Hazard at <a href=\"mailto:b.hazard@hvcc.edu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">b.hazard@hvcc.edu<\/a> or 518-629-7388. Just don\u2019t call me if you want Oatmeal Raisin &#8211; I don\u2019t want to know about your \u201chealthy\u201d problem! Orders must be received by close of business Wednesday, March 21. At the rate this month is going, it will probably be a snow day, so order yours TODAY!<\/p>\n<p>Proceeds benefit Albany High Track Team. Expected delivery day is Monday, April 23.<\/p>\n<p>**OK, that\u2019s a lie. Just trying to be funny here.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Published:<\/strong>\u00a0Tue, 13 Mar 2018 12:18:52 +0000 by\u00a0b.hazard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Frozen cookie dough is a gold medal winner when you need to entertain in a hurry! It\u2019s the perfect&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2086,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-classifieds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2086"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chronicle.hvcc.edu\/wpdev\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}